%Tuesday, August 26, 2008
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all stressed out and looking for someone to choke
%Thursday, August 21, 2008
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAYCHYI (OWE U 1 PRESENT :D)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JASON AND GERRY !! MY TWINS !
First thank all of u for all of ur presents !!
im 1 year older !
my presents are either soyabean or cubes ! so so weird
%Sunday, August 17, 2008
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4 more days !
haven buy present yet D:
%Monday, August 11, 2008
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er im no pumbean or pumkin or pumpkin or beankin -.-
i am just bean or dou or doudou or beanie
BEAN NOT PUMBEAN
%Sunday, August 10, 2008
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bam 11 more days :D
Panic! at the disco !
%Friday, August 8, 2008
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yo !
today morning woke up at 5am -.-
my sister go fiddle with my alarm clock and made it ring 30 min earlier
then went to school . wai kit and i thought we are early then saw ppl already at school liao
*skips all the crap*
after some time i saw 2 cats at the study area there then i went to chase the cats
the cats all run inside the study area then dark dark 1
don dare to go inside then bus come liao
*skips all the crap*
reached the stadium .rehearsed for 2 times -.-.then very jing zhang
like all the school looking at us .then the real thing liao.scared cock up
then really cock up
ok la i don want shoot anyone
then berhenti oso wrong
then sing pledge take pledge
then waikit sedia us
then i nearly slipped then the students behind me all laugh -.-
then dam hungry la , want eat bun oso don hav.
went back to 3e2 was sitting at
*skips*
afi said that seng wei wrote something like this
"Roses are red Violets are blue
To my lovely ****
I love you"
please don bother to find out wad the stars stars means .
then went to do guard duty .walk here walk there, guard here guard there. very sian
then i eat chocolate oso kena scolded by teacher -.-
say what eating on duty then bla bla bla la ,really hungry ma
aiya then nvm gave back the chocolate .
then i keep pumping my stomach with water to keep myself full
congrats twin for getting third , not bad la and too bad i got first in rubiks cube :D
sports day was over went to yew tee macdonalds with turtle,waikit,weihong and chunchie
lol eat halfway then blah blah blah until got 1 new rumour pop out
christopher likes yan leng
then weihong call gerry to inform yan leng that christopher likes yan leng LOL
then chris was like punching weihong in the arm .then i go say christopher is an uncivilised babarian then kena kicked by christopher.after eating , weihong go ask elsie where they all then we went to find yan leng they all at lot 1
find them to disiao christopher
then funny part
took wrong mrt , the mrt goes to marina there
then alighted at kranji ,took the mrt to choa chu kang ,during the ride dam funny
waikit said "wa so lucky , always got empty seat 1 , then he go throw his boots at the seat there , after he sit at the seat , weihong realised the seat was the priority seat which means for old people and pregnant women (i think) then weihong go take picture of him sitting at the priority seat . then christopher noticed 1 WEST DISTRICT NCC INSTRUCTOR WAS SITTING BESIDE WAI KIT . THEN WE WAS LIKE LOL SHIT . WAIKIT STILL THROW HIS BOOTS .
weihong still take picture of the instructor somemore . i think the instructor knows about weihong taking his picture .
then we alighted went to lot 1 to find them , christopher still follow us cause he don want to go home alone or he want see yan leng :D .
aiya don want post le la next time then post .tired
Christopher that chao ah gua :D
%Tuesday, August 5, 2008
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HELLO
i realised alot of people are using 2 main kinds of shooting (something like insult)
IN YOUR FACE(direct) AND
BEHIND YOUR BACK(indirect)
ok what does BEHIND YOUR BACK(Indirect) means ?
it means that shooting the person indirectly (obviously)
ok example . there are 4 persons , A , B , C and D
A says to B :lets trip C and let C fall on D
B replied to A: "D might die lol" .
ok end of example . B said D might die . and why D might die ?
it is because that D is ultra fat and C is ultra thin
and what happen when a big rock fall on an egg ?
result = crushed egg
B had just used an indirect kind of shoot. which B shoot D fat .
i particularly like this method of shooting :D (caution ! use it at your own risk, this may oso earn
u a punch)
ok last method of shooting
which is IN YOUR FACE(direct) shooting
i don really recommend this
as this may earn u an immediate punch .
DIRECT shooting means that insulting someone directly
ok example again
3 persons A ,B and C
A says to B : can C run faster than u ?
B replied : no , C is fat
C overhears their conversation
and B automatically earned an immediate punch .
another example
A says to B:eehh i dun like u ur face like shyt nia i see alrdy actually wan study now cnt study liao
A earned an automatic punch
A says to B:eehh u noe arh the hu hor veri ugly leh duno nxt time the boyfren how sia actually wan kiss see the face dun wan kiss liao.
Again A saw a punch flying to his face
Another kind of explaining
Usually there are 3 types of way people use to insult or what we so call "SHOOT" others. The 3 types are, STRAIGHT IN THE FACE, BEHIND THE BACK and INDIRECTLY.
But i personally prefer straight in the face this way then you can tell the person how u feel about him/her.
STRAIGHT IN THE FACE
John: Eehh Mary i dont like your face like SHIT..!! nia i see already actually want study now
cant study anymore. Moreover, your face like SHIT..!! liao can dont act cute anot? Tell you arh
your face like that next time sure no boyfriend. Even if have husband, your husband see you
sian liao and no more desire liao resulted outside got mistress
Mary: FU..!! watch out after school.
BEHING THE BACK
John : Eehh you know arh the Mary hor very ugly leh dont no next time the boyfriend how sia
actually want kiss see the face dont want kiss liao.
MARY WALK PASS JOHN
John: SHHHhhhHHH..!!!!!
Mary: What you say?
John: Nothing..!!! Nothing...!!
INDIRECT
John: Eehhh Mary you know arh alot people tell me Jane very ugly leh say the face like shit like square like that look like rubix cube leh. But also alot people also never say your face look okok leh...!!
Mary: Hmmmm..!!!
THINKING IN PROGRESS
Mary: WTF...!!!!!!!!
credits:ming zheng !
al right this are the 2 methods of shooting LOL i nth do .
changed blogskin :D
BYE
%Saturday, August 2, 2008
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yo ! yesterday went to debate . wa 3e3 won 2 matches so gay . during the second debate xiao chuan gave me a punch in the chest so pain haha then my two twins pain . ya after the debate went to see the girl brigade do drills . standard like so low . their punishment is air pumping which is dam easy to do -.- after that went home for tuition.
today went to westmall for lunch then my sister go cut hair at the protrim ,cut super long it was like 1hr ++ , went to library , saw 2 children :P and went home
btw found a video a korean girl solving a rubiks cube , the girl was cute when she stick her tongue out :D >>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvm_eCG6zGI&feature=related#
