%Tuesday, August 5, 2008
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HELLO
i realised alot of people are using 2 main kinds of shooting (something like insult)
IN YOUR FACE(direct) AND
BEHIND YOUR BACK(indirect)
ok what does BEHIND YOUR BACK(Indirect) means ?
it means that shooting the person indirectly (obviously)
ok example . there are 4 persons , A , B , C and D
A says to B :lets trip C and let C fall on D
B replied to A: "D might die lol" .
ok end of example . B said D might die . and why D might die ?
it is because that D is ultra fat and C is ultra thin
and what happen when a big rock fall on an egg ?
result = crushed egg
B had just used an indirect kind of shoot. which B shoot D fat .
i particularly like this method of shooting :D (caution ! use it at your own risk, this may oso earn
u a punch)
ok last method of shooting
which is IN YOUR FACE(direct) shooting
i don really recommend this
as this may earn u an immediate punch .
DIRECT shooting means that insulting someone directly
ok example again
3 persons A ,B and C
A says to B : can C run faster than u ?
B replied : no , C is fat
C overhears their conversation
and B automatically earned an immediate punch .
another example
A says to B:eehh i dun like u ur face like shyt nia i see alrdy actually wan study now cnt study liao
A earned an automatic punch
A says to B:eehh u noe arh the hu hor veri ugly leh duno nxt time the boyfren how sia actually wan kiss see the face dun wan kiss liao.
Again A saw a punch flying to his face
Another kind of explaining
Usually there are 3 types of way people use to insult or what we so call "SHOOT" others. The 3 types are, STRAIGHT IN THE FACE, BEHIND THE BACK and INDIRECTLY.
But i personally prefer straight in the face this way then you can tell the person how u feel about him/her.
STRAIGHT IN THE FACE
John: Eehh Mary i dont like your face like SHIT..!! nia i see already actually want study now
cant study anymore. Moreover, your face like SHIT..!! liao can dont act cute anot? Tell you arh
your face like that next time sure no boyfriend. Even if have husband, your husband see you
sian liao and no more desire liao resulted outside got mistress
Mary: FU..!! watch out after school.
BEHING THE BACK
John : Eehh you know arh the Mary hor very ugly leh dont no next time the boyfriend how sia
actually want kiss see the face dont want kiss liao.
MARY WALK PASS JOHN
John: SHHHhhhHHH..!!!!!
Mary: What you say?
John: Nothing..!!! Nothing...!!
INDIRECT
John: Eehhh Mary you know arh alot people tell me Jane very ugly leh say the face like shit like square like that look like rubix cube leh. But also alot people also never say your face look okok leh...!!
Mary: Hmmmm..!!!
THINKING IN PROGRESS
Mary: WTF...!!!!!!!!
credits:ming zheng !
al right this are the 2 methods of shooting LOL i nth do .
changed blogskin :D
BYE
